Run!

In this game, you have to run away Chuck Norris.

You have to do ANYTHING to stop him. Put a banana peel in his way. Pour some oil behind you. Get Naughty Teletubby to hit him with a spoon. Tell Chuck's momma that he's chasing you and making ya cry. But remember, he's always gonna pwn your attack, coz he's Chuck Norris. That's the main rule.

I would have called the game 'Run from Chuck Norris' but 'Run!' sounds a bit more catchy.

RULES:

1. No 2+ posting in a row.
2. No spamming.
3. No changing the person you're running from.
4. Chuck Norris is not on your side.
5. Follow the rules of this site.
6. You can't stop Chuck Norris, but you can slow him down.
7. Chuck Norris is very mad at you.
8. Everyone is running, and you can team up against Chuck Norris.
9. Once you post, you join the group that's running from him.
10. Run!

Here's some examples:

THE MONKEY MAN: I drop an anvil on Chuck's head!

MARIOFAN456: But when it fell on him, the anvil cracked!
I hold a huge chainsaw behind me!

TOONYBOY: But Chuck eats it!
I tell Barney to hug and distract him!

So, let's begin!

I make him divide by zero!

Who is Chuck Norris Sorry im new

He's an actor with a beard that kicks people. He can also do anything. Yes, ANYTHING.

Anywayz, back to the activity - I make him divide by zero!

He finds the answer - Q!

I fart in his face! *pfft*

It backfires! :O

I tape tubby toast to him and say go get him Naughty Teletubby.

But it misses!
I Throw the a Nuclear Star at him!

It blows him backwards he gets back up and starts chasing us again


I put Kirby cake on him so MarioKiby will eat him.

bUT He eats only cake!

I throw a ninja star at him Seven thousand times at him!

He still lives.

I throw a football at him and yell FUMBLE so tons of football players will jump on him

But they explode because of his telepathic attack.

I dive into a Norris-proof hole.

He get's a Kirby Star from MarioKirby and blows up the hole.

I put a sign on his back that says kick me so people walk up and kicking him.

However he touches the sign and it melts.

I sue him.

You lose the sue

I eat the Canadain army to peg him.

But it back fires,

we all die!

no we live

i get everyone in the world to try to kill him.

But everyone gets pwned!

I throw a..... Anti chuck norris Bot
LOL

you miss

I eat Monkey Man to throw poo at him.

Chuck jumps off the building.