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Let me start.

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It's Brobee!

i like pie

Like me smile?

get outta mah shop >=0

BURRRR

its not cold, it was quite warm where i live today

Not if you're standing next to a mirror!!rorrim a ot txen gnidnats uoy'er fi Ton

wow, this forum has been soooo active recently[/sarcasm]

xD

hey no one asked for youre bad sarcasm we asked for another Crazy monkey

No, we asked for a penguin on a skateboard.

Unfortunately it's time to eat your ear again. Then we're driving to the moon on a lamp post. I forgot to send you a Christmas present so I will send you a bonfire night present instead.

Is the bonfire in real life? I need one on Farmville. Can I go now?

Hey theres no ice cubes for the orange juice? Nevermind. We'll use frozen chips instead.

What type of chips? Skittle chips? Or DVD flavored watches?

Garry stands back and admires his slightly (well very) bent christmas tree. Its new years day. Unfortunately getting the lights on was a slight issue because the tree is far too big for the house.
There's a knock at the door.
Comming! He answers the door to see his father back from shopping.
His father says: isn't it a shame! Have you seen what's on the news its all over the papers too?
Garry: no what?
Father: someones gone and stole the big christmas tree from outside the old peoples home

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...now go eat a soda can.

SODA CAN? THAT WILL NOT DO, SIR.







As a matter of fact............. I would like a banana flavoured orange juice and a pet meerkat in a soda can.

I am sorry, but only President Squirtle owns the keycard to the vault with the last remaining bottle of cow milk.

Only President Jerald McYippy owns the keycard to the vault with the last remaining cow

And Mrs Butcher the surgeon owns the last remaining pig in the country. Wah.

But we need the bacon for the orphans!!

No............. we need the pig for the chicken for the orphans...

oh, right... but then who gets the last bite of charcoal?

I do obviously :S Now, Who wants to eat burnt trolls?

idk, Turtwig? Oh wait, he's on a diet...

Snorlax needs to go on a diet

I'm gonna pizza an order.