1337 translator!

1337 = Leet. In leetland, numbers = letters and symbols.

So a player posts a sentence in normal English, then the next player has to translate it into leet. They then post anotehr English sentence, and the next poster has to translate that one, and so on and stuffs.
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EXAMPLEZ:

Poster 1: Mr. T is pwnage

Poster 2: |\/|r. 7 1$ pwn493

i herd u liek mudkipz

Poster 3: 1 h3rd u l13k mudk1pz

who can translate this?
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RULES:

No rule breaking or nooooooooobiness
Don't post unless yooooou are going tooo translate
Translate it into 1337, not into French or something
Uuuuuse symbols that we can actually see, not ones that come out as squares
Only mention Naughty Teletubby badly
Don't purposely force the next person to make the translation look baaad
Don't say I'm not coooool
You can uuuuse translateurz, but make sure they don't come up as squares
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I'll start.

If you can translate this into leet, then you pwn.

!f u [@|\| tr@n$|@73 7h!$ !|\|70 1337, 7h3n u p\^/|\|.

Yay, I pwn!

7^7, ! p\/\/~

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