Uh, Squidward?

In this game, you have to ask Squidward (from SpongeBob SquarePants) a question. Then he responds. ZOMG

Remember, Squidward:

is boring
is an octopus with six legs
plays the clarinet (quite badly)
looks hideous
oinks when he laughs
dances (quite badly)
hates everything fun
is easily annoyed
is not afraid to say 'no'
paints (quite badly)
hates SpongeBob and Patrick

So, um...yahh. You get the point.

Here's some examples:

THE MONKEY MAN: Squidward, can we play 'unicorns'?

MARIOFAN456: No.
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.

BABY LUIGI: Okay, nice for me to know that.
Squidward, there's a noob behind you!

GUINEAPIG64: Oh really? Is it YOU?! Ha*oink*ha*oink*ha*oink*... *notices noob deeply breathing behind him*

Squidward, that's a very nice painting. Do ya like the mustache I added to it?

TOONYBOY: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Squidward, why are you such a square?

So, ya get it? Good.

Squidward, why are you such a square?

I'm not a square, I'm a rhomboid.

Squidward, do ya want to ride in this crashed airplane that I found?

No.

Squidward, we found the MAGIC!

Oh really, can you make yourself...ya know...DISSAPEAR???!

Squidward, why do you only have six legs?

Why do ya only have an IQ of six?

Squidward, wanna have a staring contest?

No.

squidward, do you want ice cream?

No.

Squidward, why do you say 'no' all the time?

I donno

Squdward do like pie

yes give my some *gets pie and throughs in SpongeBob's face* HAR HAR HAR

squidward, am i bad?

no

squidward why did you through the pie at Spongebob?